biology

the study of staying away from the buisness end of a large animal

It's a good thing I took that Marine Biology course, otherwise that Tiger shark would have totaly kicked my ass.

by Matthevv March 4, 2005

biology

The most boring subiect ever, taught by a teacher wif a lisp and has face spasms. Most of the time u learn nothing.

Ah, I don't need to know about osmosis in plant cells- hey, a packet of sponges is under this desk- lets chuck 'em!

by JamieC90 December 6, 2004

Biology

The study of how humans got to be this retarded.

Hey bro I got a P.H.D in Biology!

by Dbro Games YT December 14, 2018

Biology

The most fucking shit subject in the world.
Very deddd

John:‘we’ve got biology next
Gary: jumps off top of shard

by Turnip———-13 October 17, 2019

biology

a subject that causes pain to students who take it

im going to bomb the retarded ass biology midterm tomorrow

by u motherfukin bitch December 19, 2018

biology

One of the more useless sciences where one learns of the ways in which life came to be and how it has changed over time. also of how organisms reproduce, and engage in all the precesses that are necesary for the continucane of thier own lives and that of thier fellow species. also known for the completely eccentric teachers who preach it like its the love of ther lives and who endlessly enjoy nothing more than knowing how organisms live.

completely inferior to other sciences such as Chemistry and Physics, but is still usefull for a few laughs

Biology is easy to understand, but i dont care how vertebrates
digest thier food, i just want to know how to blow stuff up!!!

by Newdolz January 13, 2006

biology

Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.

Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.

by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010