bilge monkey

a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.

look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath

by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009

Bilge Snipe

A naval term for the people on ships who work below decks, in engine rooms, bilges, etc. These sailors have been known to get nose bleeds when they go above waterline.

My brother was a bilge snipe the entire time he was on the USS Enterprise.

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Bilgin

A sex God. One who has an almighty penis. Goes around slapping women in the face with his giant penis.

I was walking down the street the other day and got Bilgin'd

by JacketNugget69 October 19, 2017

bilgeistic

1. In a large or great fashion.

2. A derogatory term used to compare someone to a bilge rat.

1. My love for you is like a bilgeistic pile of love meat.

2. You bilgeistic jerk!

by David Chance June 18, 2007

Biggenden

A shithole, which wouldn't be called a holiday destination.

OH, that town is such a biggenden.

by Danasesa October 29, 2012

Bilge Rat

A Stoker or Spanner Wanker in the Royal Navy. Officially, they are Marine Engineering Mechanics or MEMs. Also, it's accurate since they usually spend a lot of time in the underbelly of a ship.

Does that Bilge Rat ever do any real work?

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

Biggens

More than just a big person. A complete lardass. An obese fatass who does nuthin but eats.

"Look at that biggens ova there, eating that biggins tasty from mickey d's."

by Craig Grove July 21, 2006