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bendinghenning

While you are being doggie styled and your partner takes out a rubber chicken and bends it to a shape so that it can just fit up your ass and your partner full throttles it in. BATTER UP!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I gave my bitch a bendinghenning. Sad thing is she left me right after that.
by Johnny Mcnugget October 24, 2009
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ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
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Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.
Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.
by @24k October 26, 2010
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Sister bonding

The act where two sisters, typically twins, avoid all altercations with their friends in order to spend quality time together.
Friend: "Hey, do you twins want to hang out"
Sister1: "Sorry we can't"
Sister2: "Yeah, go away. We need to go Sister Bonding"
by Baes rocker May 31, 2016
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circuit bending

Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.

Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.

Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.
I circuit bent my TI Speak & Spell to make some heinous noises and loops.
by Xdugef May 24, 2005
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fluid bonding

To allow one's bodily fluids to mix with another person during sex without use of protection, such as a condom.
I told him I wouldn't have sex with him without a condom. Unless I'm in a relationship, I don't do fluid bonding.
by got ca milf April 18, 2009
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Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.
"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"
by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008
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