Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.
by Dalai December 21, 2020
Get the Berry Settler mug.Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
by charlotte wilkinson December 3, 2007
Get the Matt Berry mug.Short for Beverage, usually used to describe alcoholic drinks.
Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
by CF Enterprises June 4, 2019
Get the Bevvy mug.the most beautiful and amazing girl in this world. She makes me feel perfect whenever im with her. Have you ever heard the quote "It takes that one person to make you realize why it never worked with anyone else"? well for me shes that one person.
I love you Beryl
by 06.08.10 November 8, 2010
Get the Beryl mug.Chuck Berry is the grandfather of Rock n Roll. No one is more important to the development of music than he. Without him there would be no Beatles, Rolling stones, Bob Dylan or the Bach Boys.
by Annonymous34235 April 29, 2005
Get the chuck berry mug.UGH! That girl was such a bitch berry. She never let me fuck her! Although she did give me some head that was really good.
by ZomgAnon January 22, 2009
Get the Bitch Berry mug.Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
by kunawaro December 10, 2010
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