Kristine Bateman

noun.

A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.

I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.

by wannnacruise June 4, 2009

dirty bateman

Something that is so horrendous and so awful, no one wants to try it

"You go first!" NO, YOU GO FIRST! I AM NOT DOING THE DIRTY BATEMAN!!!" "AAAAHHHHHH"

by Horses620 November 3, 2020

Aleiiah Shenee Bateman

A girl who's in love with Kameron Jackson and loves to take his thunder

"My daughter is Aleiiah Shenee Batemen"

"Aleiiah Shenee Bateman loves to take Kamerons hot thunder"

Aleiiah Shenee Bateman is a girl who's in love with Kameron Jackson and loves to take his thunder

by *Shudders* February 14, 2023

Batemans Bay

It is a good town, the people in it ruin it. Arguments get created over the tiniest thing and then fights begin. It's a giant game of Chinese Whispers.

Person: Are you going to Batemans Bay?
Girl: No way! That place is a shit hole!

by Ilikesomepiee November 5, 2012

Bateman

This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse

Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!

by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006

Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

German Gary Bettman Bobblehead

Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.

Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.

by Shawtototo February 17, 2010