benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

by A friend March 19, 2004

benchmarks

standard of quality

Supervisor: OK Team, when we manufacture these widgets, we need to have no more than 2% rejected by Quality Control. That's the benchmark. OK?

by Bill - An Australian in Malaysia March 18, 2004

benchmarks

In basic computer lingo it means identifying/measuring your various computer components power. Graphics cards are a popular example of a piece of hardware often benchmarked. You can enhance you computers score and performance also by overclocking your system. Or getting a friend who's a techie to overclock it for you.

I benchmarked my new ATI Radeon 9800 XT and it's score was awe inspiring. I then realized I'd overclocked it way too high and damaged my new $300 piece of hardware.

by fizzlephox March 19, 2004

benchmarks

a mark on a bench. the woods.

I was 'ere. 'ere I was. I was 'ere. 'ere I was.

by smiffy February 18, 2005

Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.

A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag

by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012

benchmark

The act of to men, one having the first name of Mark, having gay sex on a bench in a hotel kitchen in Provincetown.

He was benchmarked hard last might by that guy.

by butwarden December 11, 2018