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bemuted

To shit on someone from a great height.
I can't see how my day could get any worse. First a bird bemuted me while I was getting off the bus, then I nearly got run over by a car and now you're telling me I'm fired!
by Compsense May 1, 2009
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Bemutt

A hairy mutt found on the scraggiest of females particularly teenagers who do not shave
"man i got some harry cunt"
"lol bemutt"
by colbar September 29, 2008
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Bumptious

The description of a person (usually of the opposite sex) who has an overly exaggerated posterior or booty. A word discovered amongst friends and used widely in a smaller geographical area, this deserves a place amongst the Urban Dictionary.
Damn girl, you are bumptious!

Have you seen that new show with Kim Kardashian? She is Bumptious!
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bompting

The act of spanking the bunda of a big batty gyal.
Yo I was bompting last night
by AfricanBeast1 October 14, 2020
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Bumpture

A form of measurement that is 5.5 feet, useful for measuring height.
I’m one bumpture tall.”
“Cool, I’m 1.1 bumptures tall.”
by dictionaryblob128 November 5, 2022
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Bemitcherent

When one passes belligerent on the scale of drunkeness. So drunk that your RA and other girls on your floor cry at your sheer level of drunkeness. Things that might occur while bemitcherent are: Throwing lunchtrays all over a dorm lobby, getting an underage drinking ticket, calling the security director a cunt, repeatedly yelling "Shut the fuck up. Do you know what shut the fuck up means? IT MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screaming what the fuck do you want at multiple cops and attempting to fight multiple people at the same time.
"Dude what the fuck did I do lastnight? I wokeup bleeding and with a ticket"
"I don't even know where to begin, you were on a level above belligerent, I had to makeup a new word to describe you, bemitcherent."
by Mtag666 October 22, 2011
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bumpty dance

To bump fuzzies with another.
The act of humping.
I could not walk or shit right for a week after kevin and I did the bumpty dance.
by Jaclyn Decarlo August 17, 2006
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