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beholder

A mythical geek creature created by the Dungeon and Dragons game designers that's orb-like in appearance and has a central eye, and many of eye stalks.
Fuck, that goddamn beholder turned me to stone.
by 5432 July 22, 2003
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behol

Verb: The act of fellatio, or oral sex. Sometimes reffered to as "special attention" See also bezzel, brain, and cranium.
I got sooooo much behol last night I could hardly stand.
by Sno Bro November 2, 2003
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Beholegranate

Verb /bə'hoʊl.ɡɹæn.eɪt/
To partition something (typically money) into multiple pieces in preparation for an imminant transfer of ownership with the intent to eventually put it back together again.

Adjective /bə'hoʊl.ɡɹæn.ət/
Split into multiple pieces with the intent of beholegranating.
"Does the money need to be beholegranated in any way?"

"That's a lot of money, do you think it should be beholegranated before we sending it?"
by RyKloog November 28, 2021
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Ronald Benold

“I’m just going to take a Ronald Benold”, “wow, that Ronald Benold almost tore me apart”
by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
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beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Everyone sees beauty in different ways. We all have our own standards & opinions on what we find pleasant to the eye. Beauty is subjective. What one person considers ugly may seem beautiful to another.
I don't think Aunty Anne's boyfriend is that attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. -modified from the web

"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.

Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.
by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021
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Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)
Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!
by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022
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Theoretical Vagina Beholder

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.
''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."
by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011
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