Bernice

Bernice is a girl/lady with a lot of presence and personality. Usually poised upright with good posture and sporting heavy white-gold jewellery and pink accessories. Although social, she will defend her turf when necessary and can spot a threat well ahead of time. Bernice’s choice of vehicles to drive include either a Nissan Cube, Suzuki Swift or Honda Jazz, usually fluorescent colour with chrome hub caps and exhaust tips.
Although presenting herself well generally, she can sometimes overdo it and come of as piss-elegant.

“What’s wrong?”
“Oh my Chihuahua is being a real little Bernice this morning”

by the_definer_me March 5, 2021

beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

by flypina July 13, 2006

Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.

Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”

by Bernicefollower May 1, 2021

Bernice

Means ''bringer of victory''
a creative person,and mostly a pushover.
pretty with small imperfections.childish and cheerful.a daydreamer.kind and caring.
possibility of being a bookworm.

fren:hey bernice!
bernice:hey wads up???
fren:treat me to a drink!
bernice:ok lets go to the bar....!

next day~
fren:yo bernice!!omg,ytd i went to the bar n tis hawt guy asked 4 my no.!!!!

by hopstepjump August 11, 2009

Berenice

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet good at every imessage game and most importantly she's very nice and without her I wouldn't be trying so hard to pass

Is that Berenice I heard she's really smart

by 0920 November 10, 2018

Beerniture

The use of different-sized bulk packages of beer as furniture, often stacking them for increased functionality.

Stack a few of those 30s to make some beerniture, because we're out of chairs in here.

by ChallahBack March 24, 2010

beerficiency

The process of opening both ends of a beer "suitcase" and pushing all the beers onto the refrigerator shelf while pulling the box out. Beerficiency beer unloads have been known to happen in mere seconds.

Barron...that was QUICK! How did you unload all that beer into the fridge so fast?

Marty, it was simple...beerficiency! Susan taught me!

by jfwordsmythe June 6, 2017