bestmated

When it gets to that time of night, usually around 3-4am, and everyone is seshed up and been really nice to each other. This is also commonly known as 'licking each-others arses'. Best-mated differs from this because you are that drugged up and walking round using phrases like 'you lot actually are my best-mates' or 'just wanted to let you lot know that you are all proper nice people and i love you all'. When you see someone doing this; you can describe them as 'bestmated'.

'Look at Jimmy! He's bestmated!'

by pyurpyur August 22, 2017

Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

bedtime sugar

Definition 1: Sex, booty, action, lovin', smoochy smooch, at bedtime.

Definition 2: Chocolate when that's all you can get.

"Hot chocolate is bedtime sugar for when you're not gonna get any bedtime sugar"

by Amanita76 August 26, 2017

Beditate

The feeling of absolute bliss experienced when someone lays down and feels at one with their bed. Can be achieved spontaneously, such as after a long day, or through some combination of breathing, music, massage, and memory foam. Usually a precursor to falling asleep, and always rejuvenating for the mind, body, and spirit.

"I'm so worn out. I seriously need to beditate."

"Whenever I feel down I beditate for a few hours."

by sj_stock March 15, 2018

bedtime

a time when someone must go to bed

“you was at the club?”
“no i wasn’t my bedtime is at 10”

by epicdefaultdancer August 7, 2019

Getting an F in bedtime

Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way

Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime

by Oh my my March 4, 2015