bedbugs

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

by Benbo Baggins August 8, 2005

Bedbugs

The modern-day version of the Black Plague.

The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.

by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. April 14, 2011

Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

Bedhug

Use of a bed, sofa or ottoman as one half of a hug. Usually accomplished by lying on top of your partner and hugging them between yourself and the bed

While on vacation I bedhugged my wife while she was trying to take a nap.

by newyankeedoc October 15, 2010

Bedbuge

A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.

Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)

“OMG IS THAT A BEDBUGE???”
“It’s okay dude it’s my bedbuge”

by Mattisasillyguy May 15, 2023

bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with

Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.

by Gibblits June 4, 2018

Bed Bug

An annoying person who gets under your skin..

I got into an argument with my boyfriend, he was was being a real douche bag, , he was so annoying, he has a way of getting under my skin...he was being a real bed bug...

by jaimdon May 11, 2018