Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.

"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."

by Reymas March 14, 2013

bereavement banging

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.

"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"

by Avasavalot September 4, 2013

Bareass

When a guy is shifting a girl and he sticks his hands down her pants and squeezes her ass

Jessica: did u hear that Tom bareassed Kate last night

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti August 26, 2019

beardalicious

A beard that is so luscious, that when you look at it, you can barely resist the urge to put it in your mouth.

Philip's beard is so beardalicious, that I just want to tackle him, and snack on it all day long.

by PhillyStyle1026 November 23, 2013

Bearpaws

A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.

Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.

Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.

Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.

Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.

by ncl11 September 21, 2009

bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

by ll graham August 5, 2007

beerealization

The exact moment at which a person discovers they enjoy the taste of beer.

"Phil took a sip of a beer and for the first time did not gag, in fact he really enjoyed the taste. He finally had his beerealization, only 9 months after he started drinking it."

by Philip Jones September 20, 2007