Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.

How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

BEADGCF

the order of Flats as they appear in the circle of fifths.

I use this acronym to remember BEADGCF: Better Eat A Dick, Giant Cunt Face

Normal people, however use this acronym: Ben Eats Another Dozen Good Chicken Fingers

by Icallmyselfryan December 22, 2008

Mr. Beady

A shitty vice principal from gates middle school who treats his job like an FBI agent and gives suspensions for self pleasure

Mr. Beady is trying to beat my meat

by sexymen6969696969 November 3, 2017

Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.

My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006

Mardi Gras bead flash

A custom which originated in New Orleans, but has traveled easily elsewhere, where a young woman displays her boobs (breasts) for Mardi Gras glass bead necklaces.

Tomorrow is Mardi Gras: I will give a Mardi Gras bead flash with my exquisite minatures to the Burbocam as is my custom; after all, I am proud to be a New Orleanian and keep to our historical rights. Blank Katrina!

by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006

Michelle Beadle

Better than Colin Cowherd.
Best host on Sportsnation.
Best Bowling player ever.
Texas Longhorn. Hook Em Horns
And the originator of the the well known name Akron Hammer.

"Hey" thats Michelle Beadle. Yeah, the originator of Akron Hammer.Wow shes a beast.

by SeattleMariner5 December 24, 2009

Beady eyes

Small, greedy, maliciously glittering, evil eyes, avoiding eye contact

George Costanza has beady eyes.

by Autismal August 17, 2013