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boyle shit

the telling of an obviously fictional event as though it really happened to you, and then standing by that lie no matter what evedence is presented to prove you wrong.
Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."
by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008
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boylet

slang for boyfriend; usually used by college peepz.
your boylet is a qty <cutie>
by "cHaStiTy"RanMeiRong January 27, 2004
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Susan Boyle

A code word used among the females for their period.

Can also be used for feminine care products, such as pads or tampons.
Amanda: *runs into the bathroom screaming*

Sasha: "Oh she's got her Susan Boyle."

-Amanda comes back from bathroom, looking helpless-

Sasha: "Do you need a Susan Boyle?"
by asian_swag October 9, 2011
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The Susan Boyle Treatment

A sex act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s*** out of her.
Also known as "The S.B. Treatment"
Greg: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "It was pretty correct! We went back to my house and I gave her The Susan Boyle Treatment!"
by Otto Seelbach December 13, 2010
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john boyle

An entire fucking chad. Sexy as fuck and always tryina be cool. You call him chad and he owns a pc
by big dick catron November 8, 2018
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The Boyle

A sexual act when one puts the condiments/spices of their choice into a woman's vagina. After putting the desired condiments/spices in, the next step is for the man to ejaculate in the vagina. After that their should be a few minutes of sex, followed by the man eating whats remaining of the condiments/spices.

Some suggested spices--
Salt
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Parsley
Oregano
Basil
Chili powder
Cayenne pepper
Cinnamon---especially good
Paprika
Ginger
Curry powder

Suggested Condiments--
Ketchup
Mustard, yellow or brown
Salsa
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip
Barbecue sauce
Pickle relish
Soy sauce
Steak sauce
Worcester sauce
Tabasco sauce
Lemon juice
Honey
Sweet and sour sauce
Chocolate syrup and other sundae toppings
Tartar sauce
Cocktail sauce
Creamy horseradish sauce
Man, did you hear about Alex the other night? Apparantly he was in a bet that he couldnt get a girl to do The Boyle with him. Well apparently he won, he had pictures proving it. Trust me, you don't want to see them.
by DG. May 21, 2008
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