basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 21, 2006

yokohama baystars

baseball team based in Yokohama.
they went almost 40 years without winning a title, when they finally won it in '99.

BayStars sucked for a while until they won that title.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010