Baxter

To insert one's finger into the urethra of a penis in the style of a "Wet Willy".

I hope she baxters me tonight!

by Heddags May 15, 2024

Baxter

a dog that gets brutally murdered while in hospital for a brain tumor then getting shot hundreds of times and hit by a speeding car or train or both.

RIP little baxter fly high

by Flynnnn March 18, 2025

Baxter Springs

That one little town in Kansas in Cherokee County

There is a pool and some tiny restaurants, pretty boring

There is the city section and the rootin tootin cowboy section

That's all there is here

Person 1: Do you wanna do anything fun around where you live?
Person 2: No! I live in Baxter Springs.

by 石头 October 13, 2023

Baxter'd

It is used to describe a person who has just had short, casual,vigorous sexual activities or someone who may be about to.

For example...
Friend 1 says 'did u have sex with that guy last night?'
friend 2 replies 'yeah, I got Baxter'd'' or 'he 'baxter'd' me'

Another example would be seeing two people leave and exclaiming to friends...
'She is gonna get 'baxter'd'

You could also ask a friend if anyone got 'baxter'd last night?'

by lytwigcj February 17, 2013

Baxter Pipeline

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.

Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.

by mooseshadows February 7, 2019

Baxter Academy

Quite possibly the weirdest high school East of the Mississippi River... Baxter Academy is notorious for being the meme-fuel that all the other schools use. The school has a program called "Flex Friday" which normally consists of a mixture of insane personal projects and just flat-out goofing off. The school also has a very large population of LGBT+ students, so if your gay and don't wanna look like an outcast, this is your school. Most of the students here also ski like there's no tomorrow, and one time the school even called a "powder day" right after a snowstorm. Another immensely popular fixation is robotics, with Baxter's team winning the first robotics competition and Thomas Cup more often than the Patriots win the Super Bowl. The Monday-Thursday academics program is amazingly lenient compared to other high schools, with most of the teachers being super down to earth and rarely assigning homework. However, the higher administration has been horribly inconsistent over the past few years, with a bunch of new principals and board members trying to make the school a living hell for faculty and students alike. About 75% of the original faculty has quit over the past few years because of this, but it always does seem somewhat easy for them to find replacement teachers. As for colleges, universities love to see Baxter on people's resumes, but a lot of times folks fall flat on their face when they get there, because most college professors suck when compared to Baxter Teachers.

"He goes to Baxter Academy???"

"He's probably a gay guy who draws dank memes while skiing down Jordan Bowl at Sunday River"

by winweather04 November 13, 2021

Baxter Effect

The burning, stinging sensation arising from the stetching of a man's scrotum..The tight,'brain like' strotum normally results from long periods of swimming in the ocean.. may also contain sand in skin folds

'Pal, my scrot was so tight in the shower after my morning swim'
'Did u suffer the baxter effect?'
'Na bra, learnd my lesson the first time..never again'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009