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Daddy Bought It Mobile

A small, affordable, sporty automobile. Common examples include the Mazda Miata, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Ford Mustang; in especially affluent neighborhoods, the Audi TT roadster and BMW Z3 Coupe are popular selections. The typical driver of a Daddy Bought It Mobile will be under 20 years old, female, with bleached blonde hair. As one can expect from the phrase, the driver of the car is rarely, if ever, the buyer. The buyer is the driver's father, an aging yuppie who only wants the best for his daughter (and has spoiled her completely rotten in the process). The Daddy Bought It Mobile is easily confused with the Mid-Life Crisis Mobile; the easiest way to tell the two cars apart is that the Daddy Bought It Mobile will likely have something shiny dangling from the rear-view mirror (Mardi Gras beads are the prevalent choice).
Dude, look at Stephanie driving her new Daddy Bought It Mobile. I know she's trying to look cool, but she's been a total prick ever since she got it.
by JK Grence May 27, 2005
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bughead

The relationship between jughead jones and betty cooper on Riverdale and in the Archie comics. Beautiful, compassionate, and lovely crime solvers.
Person: "Hey do you ship bughead?"

Everyone: "Of course! They belong together!"
by tianna193529 March 22, 2017
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Bagheera'd

To being drunk to the stage at which the subject will like get Baloo'd.
Will also probably involve vomiting.
She was so Bagheera'd that Danny Baloo'd her.
Man i was so Bagheera'd that i vomited rice all night.
by IceScrossVonGrimm June 3, 2009
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store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.
Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.
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bought the wine

A phrase most commonly used to indicate that a man has been the victim of an adulterous partner. Also commonly used to indicate when a man is cuckolded.
Did you hear that Jim caught his girlfriend on the couch with another man while peering through a glass door? He really bought the wine.
by Wezzie22 July 29, 2014
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Bought The Farm

phrase: refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation. Phrase predates World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages. The US Government would compensate the affected property owners with checks to pay for damages, or in some cases condemn land contaminated with undetonated/unlocated munitions/weapons, in effect "buying the farm".
"28 of us started out in my class in UPT (Undergraduate Pilot Training) but only 11 of us earned our wings. 13 washed out, 2 got held back, and Higgins and Baker bought the farm when they lost power on climb-out."
by speedstan February 24, 2010
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Banghartin

When you make 6 figures a year and work PT. Aka as part timer. Seeing a Banghart at work is like seeing Bigfoot.
I’m just Banghartin
by Lake life January 28, 2018
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