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badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth
"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"
by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013
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battymonkey

you stupid battymonkey
by psycho nutcase maniac November 12, 2003
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bitmonkey

bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb
official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist

responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair

personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)

self proclaimed title: bitmonkey
by piklando August 3, 2007
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buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.
My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!
by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006
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bardonkey

damn yo chick is a bardonkey
by keevee April 25, 2007
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buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"
Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey
by Brandon H. November 20, 2002
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badonkey

the slang name for any body part.
He has an extremely large badonkey!!
I like big badonkeys and i cannot lie!
Would you like to view my badonkeys?
by Badonkey master June 12, 2005
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