God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

by Spectactic August 23, 2010

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

batrisyia

Wawa bracson.

Beautiful girl

nice person

clever

have an example to others
loves read

cycle always

mny ambitions

very loves music

# batrisyia #clevergirl # sick # cute #attidude nice # rood

by brack waei December 27, 2016

Battri

When a group of men take turns having intercourse with one girl, the girl becomes a battri ting. Not to be confused with have one girl give head to one hat and have sex with the other, which would be a threesum.

Man 1: Yo fam you going to Smokey’s yard?

Man 2: Nah fam, there’s no point
Man1: fam he’s bringin this shorty. She’s a battri ting, mans are going run her

by Toronto Yute April 2, 2019

bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.

I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014

Bathroom Chicken

When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."

Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"

James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."

by AFCop October 1, 2018

School bathrooms

See: outhouse

Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired

by xd6942069420 February 26, 2019