To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Get the Well Basted mug.A way to call someone two bad names without actually swearing. A bastard and an asshole combined. A really bastardly asshole!
1. That guy just cut in line! What a basthole!
2. Did you hear that basthole's phone ring during the movie?
2. Did you hear that basthole's phone ring during the movie?
by bunchawad December 27, 2008
Get the basthole mug.Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.
Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".
by Padraig August 11, 2005
Get the baston mug.Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013
Get the Baster mug.The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.
by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003
Get the bastet mug.by Baste Master July 7, 2010
Get the Sandwich-Baste mug.When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
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