bansturbate

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they bansturbate for perverted pleasure.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

butterbate

to masturbate in your butt hole

So they...butterbate? You know like masturbate but in your ass hole so butterbate?

by mhmmsookiesookielovesticka November 14, 2010

Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

basturbated

masturbating to a complete bastard.

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.

by masisgay April 19, 2018

BanterWatcher

To observe a situation or act of banter.

Person 1: that was bantery
Person 2 : yes, pure banter
Person 1 : we are proper banterwatchers

by Banterwatcher April 21, 2018

Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat

I like to basturbate

by DaToad February 24, 2018