Balter Banter

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "

We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!

by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017

Archbishop of Banterbury

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Alright lad, who named you the Archbishop of Banterbury.

by Smiffy-Sniff May 16, 2018

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.

Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.

by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010

Bantawigs disease

Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.

Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.

Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."

by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019

Bansari

A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.

"I met a Bansari a million lives ago. What I wouldn't give to find her right now, in this one."

by aghoraa December 17, 2019

Banterdactyl

A member of the banter kingdom.
A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.

John : "My balls smell like Peter's mouth"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"

by Lsmudge September 5, 2011