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balderdash

The balderdash is a sex position.

The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, penetrating the partner during the process.

If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a landing strip, or a brazillian wax to avoid any rug burn

The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash).

For variants of this position, see Mudslide.
Guy: "What's all this lube for?"
Girl: "I thought we'd try balderdashing tonight."
by RatherDashing001 February 18, 2010
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balderdash

When you get older, a balderdash begins to occur.
by rss56 April 9, 2009
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Balderdash

To balderdash/balderdashed, a balderdasher

A bully who cannot/will not admit to himself/herself that they’re bullying or allowing other people to bully.

A balderdasher will claim that they are against bullying and therefore can’t be a bully. This type of person is often a someone who is seen as a spokesperson for anti-bullying or is a victim of bullying themselves.

Derived from a statement made by Project Runway’s, Tim Gunn, after allegations that he bullied and/or allowed a constestant to be bullied out of the show.
"Tim Gunn balderdashed when he was confronted with views that he bullied a contestant."

"When Mondo bullied one of the contestants, Tim Gunn balderdashed, so Mondo could continue his bullying."

"People want an apology for the bullying Tim Gunn did, but all he gave them was balderdashing"

"People want Tim Gunn to admit to being a bully, but you know he’s just going to balderdash."
by BullybyTimGunn May 8, 2014
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balderdash

To stick your dick in a girls ass, and having her give you a blowjob afterward
Balderdash is my favorite kind of sex :-)
by alessandro possamai August 8, 2006
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Antonio Banderas

Adjective; used in the context of calling someone a beaner.

Noun; Beaner.
The Mexicans in Southern California are all Antonio Banderases!

You are such an Antonio Banderas.
by Jack's Penguin February 14, 2009
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baderasser

When things are just way baderasser then just bad ass
That's baderasser.
by apascopoet March 31, 2017
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bladerass

I man who pies out of hes ass and always brags about nutella
I have a big cock but i cant use it because im a bladerass
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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