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The balderdash is a sex position.

The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, penetrating the partner during the process.

If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a landing strip, or a brazillian wax to avoid any rug burn

The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash).

For variants of this position, see Mudslide.
Guy: "What's all this lube for?"
Girl: "I thought we'd try balderdashing tonight."
by RatherDashing001 February 19, 2010
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