Bald

About the lowest tier of human you can be
techincally the opposite of the ebionic tier of humans which are dominant and great

incel :"you are wrong and i have won the argument"
Ben shapiro: "nop bald"
incel : "NOOOO"
incel has lost this battle

by jeffy pooped his pants again March 7, 2021

bald

Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.

Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.

Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!

by PrettyLips March 17, 2008

bald

Britney spears
she's loosin all her hair

God help Britney she is turning bald !

by ginnx January 4, 2009

Bald

exact opposite of cap

"The sky is green today"
"Bro thats skrate bald"

by Sink Fire December 8, 2020

Bald

To act bald with someone is not to make time for someone, or simply be angry for no reason, and generally be a very strict person

Why is he acting so bald with me?

by Faustski February 12, 2006

bald

adj. the property of having equal to or less than the amount of hair possessed by Zach Becker (a.k.a. bald kid)

Zach Becker has a low self-esteem and often cries because he is bald.

by Webster's Dictionary November 22, 2004

bald

Categorically bad. Lacking any goodness.

"Wrecking my car was totally bald! Now I have no wheels to get back and forth to my bald job that I need to pay for this crappy, bald apartment I'm renting in this bald small town."

by slide23 January 26, 2005