weil baum

"Weil Baum" (English: Because/cause tree) is a way to answer sarcasticly to pretty much any question, comes from the german language. It can be used for question that are stupid/dumb, no one cars about, too obviouse, questions don't know the answer but you should or just to annoy you. "Weil Baum" means something like "I don't know" or "Because this is so/Because this is it" and should not translated word by word since it just brings up confusion. It is a good way to answer sarcasticly and not getting in too much trouble. It is also good to end pointless questions immediately!

1.

A: "Hey, Du hast gesagt, dass die Erde rund sei... Wieso ist die Erde rund und nicht Flach???" ---> <Hey, you said that the earth is round... Why is the earth round and not flat???>

B: "Weil Baum"

A: "..."

2.

A: "Ich hasse dich!" ---> <I hate you!>

B: "Wieso? :(" ---> <Why? :(>

A: "Weil Baum"

B: "Danke. . . -_-" ---> <Thanks. . . -_->

by Weil_Baum May 4, 2017

wuh bayum

a word often used to express total domination or an instantaneous "stunning of everyone else in your general area"

WUH BAYUM! totally said that like ten seconds before you!

by flutterrr May 19, 2008

baum

A gay fag who does stupid things just to get attention from people.

Terrell Owens is a baum.

by jdog23 January 17, 2007

Going Baum

To spaz out; to completely and utterly lose it.

Man, did you hear Jerry last night? He was totally going baum.

by md5fungi March 29, 2010

BAJM

the four coolers mother fuckers in the world

brandon andrew justin mathew. BAJM!!!!

by mystery man1000 July 30, 2011

bajam

frequently used catchphrase of the Florida musical band Frosting. usually yelled by fans to members of the band.

"bajam!"

"their set was bajamming tonight!"

"holy bajam!"

by musicfan1 September 10, 2006

bacum

Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.

I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!

by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010