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Bajillion

The amount of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that every 2nd grader seems to know.
Alan: "Bro, i have like, a bajillion dollars in GTA."
Jimmy: "Dude that's so much!"
by PizzaNecromancer May 17, 2023
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Bajillion

Bajillion is your age + 1,000
"Omg I just turned 15 i can believe im 15 Bajillion years old I cant believe that i'm 1,015 already"
by Purple Pimp Willy May 18, 2023
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Eleventeen Bajillion

It is the average velocity of 69 air laden swallows at an altitude of 420 meters.
Sharon is hoe cuz she has eleventeen bajillion kids.
by Baguette Bumbo November 6, 2018
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million bajillion

a faulty assurance of many many things, that will never occur; an unattainable and exaggerated number, usually used by men to make promises they cannot keep.
"oh baby, i'll make you orgasm a million bajillion times"
by Megan O' Malley September 8, 2008
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thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.
I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!
by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012
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A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.
Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!
by coolgangstergamer January 20, 2024
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A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.
by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012
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