Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?
Jim: No, what are their names?
Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.
Jim: No, what are their names?
Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.
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He's called Tommy Bastow, not 'Dave the Laugh' or 'Joe' from the BT adverts... They are the characters he's played, not his name!
So, if you're ever at a FranKo gig, DON'T call him 'Dave the Laugh' because I'm pretty sure it will annoy him just as much as it annoys a FranKo Fan...
He's called Tommy Bastow, not 'Dave the Laugh' or 'Joe' from the BT adverts... They are the characters he's played, not his name!
So, if you're ever at a FranKo gig, DON'T call him 'Dave the Laugh' because I'm pretty sure it will annoy him just as much as it annoys a FranKo Fan...
Some silly person: 'OMG! It's Dave the laugh!!!!!!!!'
A FranKo Fan: 'No... it's TOMMY BASTOW, you idiot!'
A FranKo Fan: 'No... it's TOMMY BASTOW, you idiot!'
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by Yassgall April 29, 2019
Get the imie bristow mug.Jonny Bairstow is the greatest batsman ever in the history of cricket, derived from his surname it is a verb used in cricket when a batsman is playing really good
by Calculus King June 18, 2021
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Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.
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Get the Kieran Bastow mug.The sort of guy who will be there for you no matter what.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
by Cheeky Face November 12, 2010
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