bagpipes

A musical instrument originating in eastern Europe, but is usually thought to have originated in Scotland. It consists of a sack, three drones, a blowpipe, and a chanter. It has a wonderful, melodious sound, and anybody who disagrees can go shove their guitars, flutes, and pianos up their smelly, oversized asses. People who play and/or like the bagpipes tend to be popular, good-looking, cool, athletic, smart, and have active sex lives, and people who don't like the bagpipes tend to be ugly, mentally deficient social outcasts who spend their time playing D&D and masturbating to pictures of their mothers.

I play the bagpipes. 'Nuff said.

by anonymous bagpiper May 13, 2006

hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

by Desmond October 2, 2004

Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.

"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"

by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009

Glasgow Bagpiper

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

tulsa bagpipe

the act of receiving a blow job so good that wen you release you fart at the same time

Bro: I received that official last night

Bruh: how was it?

Bro: shawty made me TBP (Tulsa bagpipe)

by Immortal Hungry 1 May 30, 2018

complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing

That product release was complete bagpipes

by bagpipeplayer June 16, 2018

Belgian bagpipe

The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing

Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.

by Ramenslayer88 January 10, 2021