bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010

Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.

Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"

by Netugi January 13, 2011

Vaginal Bacteria

Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)

grab me a bottle of vb, MATE.

by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Bacterial

What happens when a viral video gets old, but refuses to die.

I've seen that ninja cat video so many times it's GOT to be bacterial by now!

by SonOfALink April 21, 2009

Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.

"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."

by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006

Fabulous Bacteria

This specimen is very small (almost miniscule to the human eye) and has an extremely high pitched voice that could shatter a window or make your head explode. Called fabulous because some may think she's cute,however most would disagree.

"see that girl Melissa over there she's a fabulous bacteria ain't that fit though."

by That one really depressed kid November 20, 2017

your mum gay with bacteria

when your mom so fat she loves bacteria

your mum gay with bacteria is when your mom loves bacteria

- Ur mom gay

- whaaaaat! your mum gay with bacteria
- shiiiiiiiit man

by xcvbnm,lkuhgf February 18, 2019