Backstage Groupie

Tabitha spends a lot of time with musicians especially 'The Limp Dicks Band". She does their laundry, cooks soft foods since they're toothless loonies and performs sexual favors and engages in uncontrollable wild creampie orgy's. She's a backstage groupie slut who follows bands around while they're on tour for fanny fame. Backstage groupie/s like Tabitha flood their friends notifications on social medial with obscene pics of sexual acts some with multiple people. She also sucks dicks in between breaks and gigs. I blocked her because I caught my husband jerking off to the pics and he jet sprayed my computer. Backstage groupie/s should invest in tongue cleaners due to the amount of dry thrush like cum stains that are glued on their tongues. For all the teens out reading this, do not become a backstage groupie because there's more to life than Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.

Teen: I want to be like Tabitha a backstage groupie
Teacher: It's not a desirable lifestyle, just google 'backstage groupie' on UD and I guarantee you'll change your mind

by What day is it? December 10, 2017

Backstage Boyfriend

A term coined among theater kids, a backstage boyfriend is the male counterpart in a (sometimes romantic) relationship between two actors or crew members that goes on strictly during production time. The backstage boyfriend is often seen alongside his female counterpart during rehearsals, intermissions, and cast parties; attached at the hip. This kind of relationship usually ends after the show closes and may resume during the next. The rest of the cast and crew can see that there is something going on between the two, but they often strictly deny it.

Friend 1: dude, what is going on with those two? Are they together or something?

Friend 2: Nah, that’s just her backstage boyfriend. It’s nothing serious.

by bsb0492 May 21, 2023

backstage politics

a phrase used to discus backstage disagreements or arguments that happen at a pro wrestling show.

Jim: The backstage politics are getting out of hand at that pro-wrestling show.

John: I agree, it really is getting ridiculous.

by realman1969 December 16, 2023

taken backstage

To be fucked hard in the ass, usually when you thought you were about to get special treatment.

At family gatherings, Davor was always taken backstage by his cousin after they shared a banana.

by stusx10 August 24, 2018

National Backstage Day

On the first day of the school play you must kiss someone backstage

Boy: why are you guys making out
Girl: because it’s national backstage day

by Backstage master April 25, 2019

Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

In the wake of the CO-VID 19 pandemic, which occurred in the spring of 2020, the Youtube gods attempted to crack down on the hysteria by demonetizing content that contained the word 'Corona', 'Virus' or '19' in any variation, especially in that specific succession. So in an effort to avoid divine punishment, humanity made the collective decision (headed by Dan Avidan of the Game Grumps) to henceforth refer to the virus only as the 'Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour'.

Seven people in my town died after attending the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

by Marsakali April 2, 2020

bastage

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

by Sepo August 29, 2003