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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
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she belongs to the streets 

a hoe, when she hoe around way too much
Timmy- “See her snapscore? Over 1 million, so she belongs to the streets
Bob- “Fr tho!”
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Belluptuous 

Someone voluptuous in body type. An incorrect statement famously made on Facebook by TJ McDermott.
Man Isabel Brennan sure is belluptuous.
Belluptuous by luke nadkarni October 9, 2008

Belonglongs 

Anything you want it to be. any body part, any article of clothing, any object of desire, name calling for people, pet name, name of dislikable person, food, toy, teacher, an adjective, noun or verb.
Did I leave my Belonglongs in the library. Oh snap!..My Belonglong are swollen! Where are my belonglongs? I shall belong you!

Bélog csöcsi 

Bélog csöcsi (Balogh Titties) is a hungarian word for big boob bitches.
Mate: Eyo look at that girl.
Dani: She's a Bélog csöcsi innit.
Bélog csöcsi by sodicsdm September 30, 2020
(bal-ooo-ch)
Someone who happens to be hairy, and has a belly, as well as other deciding factors such as being rude and narcissistic. Bad hygiene is another key factor of determining if someone is a balouch. A balouch is more of a sub category of being a douche, all balouches are douches but not all douches are balouches.
Yeah dude, that guy is such a douche, all he cared about was himself and wouldn’t stop talking

Totally dude he had bad breath too, Total balouch
Balouch by JDADDY97 December 8, 2021
The Latin word for war.
Bellum contra nos est, amici! Accinge te! (War is upon us, friends! Brace yourselves!)
Bellum by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016