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avacado

Avacado; meaning cool or awesome.

can be used directly speaking or indirectly about something that is amazing.
omagee; Erin's outfit is so avacado.
by bruntanng December 28, 2005
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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
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Avacado

Another name for an asshole. Just a nicer version. And you can say it in front of children!
Some of the people at my school are really assholes. I just wanted to come up with another name for it when talking to friends.
God that person is such an avacado.
by Banana_269 February 21, 2017
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Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.
Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.
by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018
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avacado taco

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times
Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.
by Avacado taco February 23, 2017
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avacado

An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.
Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.
by pghjenn February 9, 2010
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