assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

by Tze612 June 9, 2016

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by okstella August 12, 2021

Assumi

A derogatory term to describe an annoying, foolish or manipulative person. Or a person who's just an ass in general.

"Stop being such an Assumi and shut up."

by Mythrudra November 16, 2021

assumicide

When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.

Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!

by katydid March 16, 2008

Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

Assumehole

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.

Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.

by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017

assuming

When you don't know the full story but you believe what you know is right.

I am assuming your favorite color is brown because your eyes are brown.

by Ouhhh July 12, 2017