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Assumi

A derogatory term to describe an annoying, foolish or manipulative person. Or a person who's just an ass in general.
"Stop being such an Assumi and shut up."
by Mythrudra November 16, 2021
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Kamina Assumption

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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assmibilate

Verb. (derived from the root word SMIB) After living in St Mary's County in Southern Maryland for some length of time, you decide to conform or adjust to the customs, attitudes, traditions, style, etc. of Southern Maryland and the people that live there (refer to "SMIB"). For example: Drinking 10oz cans of beer, the game cornhole, throwing horseshoes, softball (AKA "ball"), The Tiki Bar, own a boat/RV, driving slow in the left lane, believe that more tattoos are better, have an "In Loving Memory" memorial on the back window of your vehicle, or put Old Bay seasoning on everything.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.
After living Patuxent River for several years, we have decided to retire and assmibilate here.
by OP1 March 5, 2013
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mann's assumption

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.
Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.
by dj jazzy jason June 22, 2012
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Assumative

Dont be so assumative!
by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011
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Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".
by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023
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Atsumina

An incredibly cute, sometimes very sexy pairing consisted of Takahashi Minami and Maeda Atsuko from Japan's most popular Girl band 'AKB48'. Atsuko represents the 'Atsu' part and Minami represents the 'Mina' part.

These 2 ladies are most paired together because of their close couple-like relationship and loving heart-felt moments. In most fanfics, Minami would play the male and Atsuko would be the female.

Search Atsumina on YouTube, Tumblr, & etc. and you'll see what I'm sayin'.
Girl1: Hey, look it's Atsumina cuddling together in their sleep!

Girl2: Oh yeah, dude they are totally gay for each other.

Girl3: God bless Mariko-sama for blogging Atsumina <3
by Journey8 August 21, 2012
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