Assput

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.

"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"

by Tardstroker May 21, 2010

Asspuff

when a curly haired person brushes their hair and the hair isn't ringlets anymore, but instead a giant puff of hair around the head.

"Oh man, I have such a big asspuff today."

by EJA123456789 January 28, 2012

asspaps

A bitter old man that doesn't want to evolve and is stuck in his generational beliefs.

That old guy is such an ass he hates my music ! What an asspaps!

by Goalmolkus May 5, 2017

asspepper

What you put on after assault

Asspepper goes great with assault

by Ivan_Wakinov May 29, 2018

asspop

From a foamy clip, a lollipop inserted into the ass. This lollipop may be sold in an auction to horny geeks or may be used in sexual play to feed to your partner.

Support the foamy cult, buy an asspop today!
She never knew it was an asspop I fed her.

by ravenwyck April 24, 2006

asspulp

the lint that comes out of a dudes lower back/upper butt crack after wearing a brand new pair of boxers. Any asspulp found below that merge line is not to be spoken of.

yo i was scratching my ass today and i got a huge ammount of asspulp.

by Nick (logicaldiginick on AIM) February 27, 2003

asspulp

the asshole who sends you a stupid link to look at a definition for a word that you would never care about.

Yo man, nick is a fucking asspulp for sending me this link

by spudnick February 27, 2003