assparade

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.

Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!

by El Jock January 30, 2007

asspickle

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.

Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.

by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008

asspilot

One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.

"Is he an asspilot?"
"He's gay, if that's what you're really asking."

by atanarjuat October 20, 2006

asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

assapalooza

A special place where you are surrounded by women with juicy asses of all colors shapes and sizes that are appealing to the eye.

a lot of fine asses that gather in one place for you to worship.

derrived from the words ass,place,and bazooka

when i stepped in the the club last night it was like assapalooza.

by Delvechio Coburn April 4, 2008

Asspillow

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009

asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.

Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!

by Auntyellow6969 May 5, 2011