asselfunkel

similar to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are often the result of not wiping well enough after crapping or not wiping at all. In most western cultures asselfunkels are considered a symbol of poor hygiene and are in bad taste....very bad taste.

Bob: Hey Tom, what's that on your ass? did you sit on a box of raisins or something?

Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?

by carionboy March 24, 2010

asseline

Vaseline derived from a homos ass

john loves to lather his abs up with asseline

by hung wang chung April 4, 2017

asshoele

When someone is an asshole and a hoe combined they are called an asshoele

Wow look at that girl shes being such an asshole and shes a hoe, watta asshoele

by canadian gurll July 30, 2017

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.

Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.

by DGIL May 11, 2006

asspelunker

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

by Baal September 14, 2003

assbelunker

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

by contact May 23, 2004

assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

by Limblessless June 16, 2007