pole smoking assmaster

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he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

sassmaster

Louis Tomlinson.

That’s it.
That’s the whole description.

“Have you heard of the sassmaster from doncaster?”
“Oh you mean Louis Tomlinson? of course I have, I love him!”

by 1D_Hiatus :( April 13, 2020

asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

by mrshert September 8, 2011

Sassmaster

A person who's sass is beyond the regular level. This person can add sass to anything and usually gets whatever they want. Wagging fingers, z snaps, head rolls, eye rolls, and the sticking out of the tongue are some of the many trademarks of a sassmaster. Usually a female

The only reason she won the lord of the rings trivia game is because she was a sassmaster and scared everyone out of answering the questions!

by Befferoni July 30, 2009

asshamster

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003