Assicle

The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.

I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.

by Big Pot January 10, 2020

Assless Chaps

A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.

Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.

by Darbers April 13, 2008

Assgile

Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery

See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile

by Yeebus August 30, 2017

assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry

Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018

Asslete

A person who prefers to be involved in "sport-related activities" rather than "sports". The activities often involve watching sports, playing sport themed video games, wearing team jerseys around town (when you aren't on that team), etc.. Meaning, they sit around on thier ass more than get up and play.

Also: Assletic, Assleticism.

Dan: (Wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey there Tom!
Tom: (wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey Jake! I never knew you liked basket-ball aswell. You want to shoot some hoops sometime?
Dan: Naw, man. You'd kick my ass. I'm more of an asslete.
Tom: Oh, true. Maybe we could play some videogames then.
Dan: That's more up my alley.

by MegWils September 1, 2009

Assless

Pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. Assless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.

(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)

So that's Johnny? Woah, he has NO ass! Assless, right there.

by SSLA March 25, 2011

Assllelujah

When you are fucking a girl and she sneaks her finger in your ass. The suprise and horniness of the moment makes you go Hallelujah!!!!.

I screamed Hallelujah when that bitch stuck her thumb way up my ass when I was plowing her.

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by Clickster November 3, 2010