Assboating

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

by hardymetal August 4, 2010

assblowing

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

ashbow

Big sexy

Have you seen tall ass ashbow around the 84? Damnnnn he so sexy

by Molly8471 October 14, 2014

asstowel

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.

Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.

by Legallywasted August 14, 2014

AssBook

The opposite of Facebook. When you want to remove someone as a friend.

F-U Bob you are now in my AssBook!

by RN001 November 1, 2008

assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

assbola

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014