Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

assboobies

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

by Vermal May 9, 2008

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

son of an assbitch

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

by mcklucker October 8, 2007

Assbitch

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004

assboy

a boy who is a fucker . he tends to think he da shit , and is . but whaatever, ppl like him alot , and assboys also make friends with sackboys . assboys may also get fucked up there hairy ass for ten dollars a pop .

haneeda: did you see that jerk

kendeesha: hell yeahhh nikka

haneeda: hes a total assboy

:)

by shhhhhh it a fuckn secret November 25, 2009

asspionage

Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.

Phred was a master at practicing asspionage outside Cara's house.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009