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Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
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Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
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by Layles February 24, 2009
Get the Assamassadopholus mug.First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.
Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.
by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007
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by Ayrib December 2, 2020
Get the Assal mug.Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.
Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007
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