Used to describe a foulflavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".
Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS.
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
1. Four legged mammal similar in appearance to a horse, albeit a particularly straggly, smelly horse. The donkey belongs to this particular segment of equestrians.
2. The buttocks/anus.
3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.
4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.
5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
1. "I will buy this ass for seven groats, no more!"
2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."
3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"
4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"