Jakoplasma's definitions

BALB

BALB stands for 'Below Avg Low Budget'
It is Used in various situations.

Friend 1: What did you eat in the morning?

Friend 2: A BALB sandwich.

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*2 Friends meet after a long time*

Friend 1: Heyy Buddy! Long time. How have you been?

Friend 2: Living a BALB life. What about you?

by Jakoplasma June 1, 2018

ASS

This word can also be used as an acronym in a sentence.

ASS = Always Seducing and Sexy.

My Girlfriend is ASS.

by Jakoplasma April 10, 2018

jakoplasma

You guys know that 'mycoplasma' is k/a the joker of Plant Kingdom.

Similarly, Joker of the Animal Kingdom is Jakoplasma.

Jakoplasma's purpose is to make shittiest of shitty jokes and make ppl laugh. He/she listens to other ppl carefully, loves them, very shy, feels jealous at times, and often makes fun of his/her ex.

Ruth : Everyone should have a Jakoplasma in their life.

Daniel : Cannot agree more with you.

by Jakoplasma April 10, 2018

wordostiac

A person who steals others words and claims it to be his/hers.

Wordostiac = Word + stealer + Maniac

A: I made that word up. How dare you steal it??

B: No. That is My word. I made that up.

A: You're a WORDOSTIAC!

by Jakoplasma March 26, 2018

bombazing

(Adj.)

Bombazing = Bomb + Amazing

Wife: Honey, How do I look?

Hubby : Absolutely Bombazing, baby.

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A: Dude , you went to Bali Last week right? How's that place??

B: It is Bombazing! You must visit.

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A: Guys, Check that Bombazing chick across road.

B: Damn, what a beautiful piece of creation.

by Jakoplasma March 25, 2018