Abestos

the best at something, proclimation of greatness

I'm abestos at madden.

I'm abestos at everything I do and more.

by Adam Surgeon October 17, 2008

asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

asbestos

What Vincentian Academy, an exceptional Catholic high school in the heart of north Hills, has.

Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.

by inevitablefate January 4, 2018

asbestos

Something that is toxic and gross.

She is cool but she’s asbestos tho.

by dcupdel March 29, 2020

Asbestos

Goofy ahh material. Can be used to give you lung cancer but can make your penis bigger as well.

1. I found some asbestos!

2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

AsbestosMane

AsbestosMane is the most sane/retarded 6.0 powerstroke owner

Hey AsbestosMane wanna harass gays?

by SpedKidInTheBathRoom May 12, 2023

Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.

Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot

by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024