Asphalt challenge

When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.

A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer March 30, 2009

Asphadelacy

Seeing through someone and their lies.

Now i'm older seeing your asphadelacy.

by Jr.FTW January 24, 2017

asphinctersayswhat?

A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.

Excuse me Mr Bush asphinctersayswhat? To which Mr Bush replies what? thus becoming a sphincter.

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005

asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.

Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!

by bone squid January 25, 2005

Assphelters

A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.

At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.

by HereamI March 2, 2011

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation

by That One Guy Everybody Knows March 22, 2010