acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

by schweeby May 19, 2014

stuck between a rock and a hard place

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.

When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by NikkiMac August 9, 2007

dumb as a rock

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

hard as a rock

To get errected to the point it is compared to a rock

"Your Di*k Is hard as a rock

by Therockhardtroller May 6, 2019

Arookstock potatoe shooter

Amish man shitting on a women’s tits

man I really wanna arookstock potatoe shooter on a washington country women’s titties

by sophie grace September 5, 2020

Arick

A king like guy that is attractive and have a great personality. Loved by many hated by few.

That man seem like an arick. He is always a great person to be around.

by Ashley405 December 8, 2021

bust a rock

The modern "gangsta" handshake where each person makes a fist and slams it into the others fist, knuckle against knuckles.

Bust a rock with a playa! (approximate meaning-shake my hand)

by skimahorn March 2, 2008