Archbishop Carroll High School

Archbishop Carroll high school, Aka “Carroll”, is A private, catholic school located outside of Philadelphia in the “main line.” Let’s be honest, there’s nothing fancy about this school tho. To name some positives about Carroll, there’s a 100% chance you won’t leave the bathroom sober. If you can pass an 8th grade math class you’ll be fine at Carroll. However, there’s also a 90% chance you’ll have to walk the whole school to find a bathroom that’s not locked....thanks vapers. Almost impossible to finish a year without a detention. Students are also Stuck with some shitty chromebooks that the administration uses to spy on students. Overall a shitty school for an education but if your trying to spend ur tuition money smoking in the bathroom, this is def the school for you.

Non-Carroll student: Yo bro do u have pods?

Archbishop Carroll high school student: Offc bro, I go to Carroll

by BigBallerRicky12 June 9, 2018

Archbishop

A very high-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.

After many years in the priesthood, Edward became an archbishop.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

archbishop mitty

the best fucking school in the country!!!
(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports illustrated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls' sports
takes a shit on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders

betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY

boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: fuck you

by omgmackkie October 11, 2008

Archbishop Wood

Gay ass Catholic school where they touch little boys. Also an STD

I’m sorry sir. You have been diagnosed with Archbishop Wood

by GreatWhite92 November 27, 2019

Archbishop Ryan

A school for the homosexuals. People that go to this school like anal penetration and most likely are inbred. Std's are very common and are encouraged by the staff. If you were to choose anywhere else to go for high school this would be a superior choice.

Andy:Hey! Did you hear that Sean from Archbishop Ryan School got butt fucked. he gave the guy 34 std's too!

Josh: Man, I'm glad I don't go to that school.

by Dan Gleebalzac April 24, 2020

Archbishop John Carroll High School

A fucking pathetic excuse for an educational institution in Radnor, Pennsylvania. The student body is overwhelmingly comprised of legitimate fucking retards. You honestly can't tell the actual tard section apart from the rest of the school most of the time. There are 3 good teachers in the entire fucking school. The sports fucking suck except for like field hockey and that's fucking it. Oh yeah Will Smith went here for like a fucking week but he left because the school fucking sucks dick and ass and balls. The language department is fucking awful. They offer 3 languages, being Latin, Spanish, and French, and they all fucking suck. The teachers are fucking old lesbian bitches. Academics here are a joke. The lunch food fucking gives you every type of cancer known to man. The only people who actually have school pride are the weird ass theater and band kids, as well as around 3% of the graduating class. Everyone here goes to a fucking shitty, generic college with few exceptions. In conclusion, you're better off sending your children to Radnor High public school right down the road.

I fucking hate Archbishop John Carroll High School, I'm transferring to Radnor. Fuck this school and everyone in it.

by TheTardDiaries November 8, 2018

Archbishop McCarthy

Archbishop Edward A. McCarthy High School is dedicated to the formation of tomorrow’s juulers. Through a Roman Catholic experience that provides excellence in affordable homecoming tickets, an amazing football team, very appealing uniforms, and a state of the art pool on the third floor!

Archbishop McCarthy has an amazing football team!

by Rated M for Maverick September 6, 2019