aol 

AOL is to the internet as mexican food is to your bowels.

"You've got leprosy, goodbye!"

aol by Gxp August 15, 2003

AOL 

1) America On-Line.. The associate of McDonald's plan to take over the world. They make stupid aol disks that you get in the mail. BEWARE THE DISKS HAVE MIND CONTROL POWERS! The disks are also wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM.!!!!!
AOL also promotes racism and other subjects of inequality and such. AOL should be banned by human beings. Think about it. They call it America On-Line --'America'--.. PFFT! What! Are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!

2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA!)

1) SAVE the ENVIRONMENT! STOP the DISKS! BOYCOTT AOL! !!111

2) Arrrriiiibaaaaaa!!!!!!! EH?

AOL by Plumberry September 14, 2005

AOL 

the slowest of all internet service providers.

America Online. As Slow as a turtle.

AOL by Anonymous March 27, 2003

AOL 

America
Off
Line

Asswipes
On
Line

AOHELL

"I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

AOL by Hyacinth Bucket January 13, 2005

AOL 

Unsolicited provider of free coasters and provider of a web browser that actually uses custom compression to fuck your images right up, server side.

God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.

In the future all companies that eat up lame customers will be called doing an AOL.

Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.

AOL by dj_monged August 12, 2004

aol 

The kind of internet you use if you live in the sticks and can't get cable internet.

I have AOL. It sucks.

aol by Name June 15, 2004

AOL 

An ISP that sucks. 'Nuff said.

Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.

AOL by NCW May 4, 2004